Laura has been trucking along since we last spoke. Though she’s now part alien. One of the little known side effects of all of that radiation. Which is now, thankfully, OVER.
This is where the fun begins. The cancer routine, if you will. Daily dose of Tamoxifen (for the next five years) paired with a side of Herceptin via 30-minute infusion every three weeks until February (which will mark one year of that loveliness).
Her body is not being quite as hospitable to all of those toxins as one would hope. (Must be all of that overly healthy living she and Jim do. That’ll teach ’em!) As a result, her white blood cell counts are quite low at the moment. They aren’t overly concerned, but will keep a close watch and we will all send HIGH vibes her way until then. Take that as you must. We DO live in Colorado after all…
And if you haven’t feasted your eyes upon the lovely Laura as of late, you are in for quite a beautiful surprise. She is sporting her new short ‘do with quite the flair. And her follicles just up and decided that she was going to be a part of the new granny hair trend. She looks like she stepped right out of Vogue.
I, of course, being the tactless miscreant that I am, blurted out, “Crash Test Dummies!!!” Which, 1) Laura did not get and, 2) No one in their right mind would enjoy being called. Here is the song anyway. Just because I can’t handle being so misunderstood. And, all together now: It’s all about me.
Until next time: HIGH VIBES PEOPLE!!! Oh, and don’t forget to wish her a HAPPY BIRTHDAY on Thursday! It will be the 25th anniversary of her 21st birthday, so she can drink finally!